18
Jun
hi. these plots don’t have any real playbys to them, just suggest any pairings? i’m up for anything (: genders can be rearranged, i pm do guy/guy, girl/girl, guy/girl, monkey/llama… whatever floats your boat. number one. drop the girl. well, uno and dos have been friends since… well, forever. they did the normal ~bro things together since diapers and they promised each other nothing would get in the way of their friendship. all cute and cliche, right? of course, a girl did happen to get in the way of their friendship, but not the way that you’d think. you see, dos is definitely gay and likes men… most specifically his best friend, uno. of course, uno has this ~hot girlfriend. y’know the typical “hot” chick: really skinny, really pretty, used to be a cheerleader, homecoming queen ~ whatever. oh, and plenty bitchy. and she really really does not like uno’s best friend. she feels threatened, as if she knows exactly how dos feels for uno. she keeps uno on a tight leash and is constantly bitching at him. not only that, but she cheats on him. dos knows all of this and is like “DDD:<” and keeps trying to break up uno and his girl. and yeah… that’s all i got. I LIKE OPEN ENDED PLOTS CHYEAH? obviously, dos’ll have to ~confess his feelings at some point. and uno’ll probably freak out or some shit and think that dos is lying about what his girl is doing behind his back until he sees it happening and is all “o shit he was right” and finally realizes he wants to bang dos. chyeah. number two. heart heart heartbreak. uno and dos have been through a lot of shit together as a couple, pretty much. uno has been suicidal ever since his fiancee basically took his heart and made it watch him fuck some other bro multiple times… okay, yeah, not your standard metaphor or whatever for heartbreak but hey, that’s what she did. pretty much after that, uno took some pills and downed them and that’s when dos walked into his apartment to find him unconscious. uno was in a coma for about two weeks, and dos was there for all of it, crying and telling uno how much he loved him and how no girl like that was worth dying for. of course, uno couldn’t hear any of it so when he woke up, he was still pissed. he had wanted to die, he didn’t want to face life without the girl that he loved, blah, blah, blah… so he was released from the hospital under dos’s care and uno’s still pretty much all D:< at him and dos doesn’t know how to confess his feelings now that uno’s not in a coma. dos is constantly worrying about uno and whether or not he’ll do something stupid, since it seems like his new thing now that his suicide attempt failed. so dos is taking care of uno and uno hates it, doesn’t want to be babied. eventually, dos will tell uno.. but uno will be all ~conflicted and confused and i dunno. something like that. (: number three. hot damn let me make you my boo. i kind of want like your typical fucked up celebrities kind of plot? like, they’re total assholes separately. uno is constantly getting high and having sex with whoever wants him. dos is the partier type and has lots of rumors going on about her bulimia, her various pregnancies, and the fact that she’s a bitch. y’know, that kind of shit. and when they get together, they’re a hot mess. any stunt they pull usually gets them put on the front page, and they’re just overall very ~classy people. i don’t really have an ending for this, i just think it’d be cool shit, bro. number four. we all flirt with the tiniest notion. this one’s basically like the song self conclusion by spill canvas, because i think that song is super sad and adorable and just yeah. go listen, you’ll see what i mean. (: basically, uno and dos meet while uno is trying to kill himself. dos is there at the cliffs where uno wanted to do it, because dos wanted to kill himself too. oh look at that, they’re ~meant to be. x) but anyways. they meet there, dos stops uno from killing himself, trying to give him a little hope in the world because, suddenly, dos realizes just how much he loves uno. kind of love at first sight kind of thing, which he normally thought was just complete bullshit. so they hang, they fall in love.. twists and turns ~ all that fun shit. number five. all my hair’s abandoned all my body. basically dos has cancer, and he’s known for a while. has an estimated time to die and everything. he’s alright with it, too, come to terms with it. all that he wants now is to complete his bucket list, the things that will make him realize just how awesome and beautiful the world was. what he hadn’t expected was, during his little bucket list experiment, to fall in love with uno. uno always thought that dos was pretty much a loser, never really paid much attention to him even though they attended the same art college. but during one class project, he realizes just how awesome dos is, falls in love with him… blah, blah, blah. he figures out that dos has cancer and all hell breaks loose. then the cute stuff where he takes him to do all the things that dos wants to do. C: number six. he’s my best friend best of all best friends. cliche best friends plot. they like each other, won’t tell.. etc etc. i like it, i think they’re cute. sue me. |:<
